they should have adapted daphne du maurier’s rebecca with the muppets
Burn Notice re-watch | 2x16 | Lesser Evil
Bruce Campbell: That’s a pretty high fall, I gotta say.
Matt Nix: That’s about 90- 80, 90 feet.
BC: And Dean Grimes did that, right?
MN: Dean Grimes, the double, did the full fall, and then Jeffrey did maybe a 20-30 foot leap off a tuna tower.
BC: That’s enough. That’s enough.
MN: Yeah, that was a really- that was a scary fall. Dean also, the double, had to do the jump twice because he didn’t nail it.
Frank Oz and Jim Henson ad-lib as Fozzie and Kermit in this test footage for the first Muppet movie, and honestly it’s pure gold.
spork oh my god
back on my bullshit, indeed
Jane Austen really said ‘I respect the “I can fix him” movement but that’s just not me. He’ll fix himself if knows what’s good for him’ and that’s why her works are still calling the shots today.
Meanwhile Emily Brönte just said “We can make each other worse.”
Mary Shelley said, “I can make him
As I grow older I feel my capacity to understand that Miss Piggy is not a real person reached a peak in my adolescence and is now on a steady decline. I watched a Wendy Williams interview and there’s this part that’s like “can we get a ring cam!” and Miss Piggy shows her bling and I’m just like fuck she’s so iconic. Miss Piggy who are you wearing? Miss Piggy have you ever considered running for office??
Like literally every time I see Miss Piggy there’s a period where I need to readjust to the fact that it’s not a person, and I feel that period is getting longer and longer with every instance
now all my Youtube recommendations are filled with Miss Piggy interviews. I’m not complaining. Miss Piggy what’s your secret to ageing so graciously
It’s not just the audience; professional journalists, hosts, and actors report it is legitimately difficult to not see the Muppet as a person, and it is, in fact, incredibly easy to interview or act with them once the performer gets properly set up.
Like that one time they couldn’t figure out why Kermit’s audio was so garbage… then realized they’d put the mic on him instead of the performer.
this has been a very longstanding issue - before the muppet show was even a thing some muppets appeared in commercials, such as rolf the dog
they had a continual problem where when people directing/shooting the dogfood commercial would give dirrection to rolf that they would be speaking to the muppet, to which rolf REPEATEDLY had to tell them ‘i cant hear you, you have to talk to him’ and point at the performer underneath him
rolf is one of the most embarrassing muppets to need this direction as the performer is this, damn, obvious when not on camera‘sir, i am a bathroom mat, the man you need to talk to is back there’
I did an interview with Gonzo one time, and when I got into the Zoom call, it was the actor on screen trying to figure out his audio. And then once he did, he went like “OKAY!” and then just like dove to the floor and it was Gonzo and there was never a moment when I doubted that the dude was just Gonzo’s tech guy
me checking the bottoms of very expensive ceramic plant pots for drainage
Sigourney Weaver to a bunch of children in the desert
calistooo-deactivated20230626:
Pippin: it’s quick, it’s easy, and it’s free: pour river water into your socks.
Aragorn: Why would I do that?
Pippin: Because it’s quick, it’s easy, and it’s free
Burn Notice re-watch | 2x12 | Seek and Destroy
Julius Caeser, 44 BC: Let me see what you have!
Senators:
normalize lying to matt lauer about seeing a clown explode to death in his little clown car

























